sexta-feira, 18 de agosto de 2017

Toodles

Dear Steve Bannon,

It looks like you got a "Sincerely, John Kelly" letter. Well, at least you're not alone and you can mooch some support off of the Mooch. Do let us know how that works out for you; but remember, buddy, never say Breitbart, in case Mr. Trump lashes out at you on Twitter. Don't say you weren't warned...

Toodles,
R

P.S. This is how I envision it all went down:




Dear Steve,

As I sit in this smokey in the oval room
The night about to day far from the end
I pass my time with strangers
But this bottle's my only Not even a bottle is my friend

Remember when we used to park you broke apart
On Butler Street out in the dark America's decency, all on Breitbart
Remember when we lost the to turn in the keys
And you lost more than that in my backseat On your way out, don't break your teeth

Remember how we you used to talk
About busting out, we'd you'd break their hearts
Together Not never, forever

Never say goodbye Breitbart, never say goodbye Breitbart
You and me and my old friends Don't go back to your old friends
Hoping it would never Eveything comes to an end
Never say goodbye Breitbart, never say goodbye Breitbart
Holdin' Just hold on, we got to try you mustn't cry
Holdin' on to never say goodbye Just hold on, please grab a chai

Remember days of skipping school you being a tool
Racing cars and being cool Raging just like a fool
With a six pack and the radio Running the alt-right show
We didn't need no place to go Let's face it: you gotta go

Remember at the prom Donald Trump that night
You and me we had a fight He brought me in to make things right
But the band they played our favorite song I had to tell the Mooch "so long"
And I held you in my arms still you thought you were so strong

We danced so close But you were this close
We danced so slow Now you should go
And I swore I'd never let you go And I'll stick around and run the show
Together Not never, forever

Never say goodbye Breitbart, never say goodbye Breitbart
You and me and my old friendsDon't go back to your old friends
Hoping it would never Eveything comes to an end
Never say goodbye Breitbart, never say goodbye Breitbart
Holdin' Just hold on, we got to try you mustn't cry
Holdin' on to never say goodbye Just hold on, please grab a chai

Remember how we you used to talk
About busting out, we'dyou'd break their hearts
Together Not never, forever

Never say goodbye Breitbart, never say goodbye Breitbart
You and me and my old friendsDon't go back to your old friends
Hoping it would never Eveything comes to an end
Never say goodbye Breitbart, never say goodbye Breitbart
Holdin' Just hold on, we got to try you mustn't cry
Holdin' on to never say goodbye Just hold on, please grab a chai

Sincerely,
John Kelly

2 comentários:

  1. Entregaram-lhe as chaves da casa e deram à sola, hein Rita.

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    1. Estou bastante curiosa para ver o que irá acontecer no Breitbart...

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